While many of us casually dabble in the world of Mario Kart or Assetto Corsa, for the elite among us, such poultry games simply do not suffice. We crave realism, genuine skill, effort, and an outlet to release our inner racing driver. For those who wish to be the next Deal Earnheart or James Dan, the best is simply not good enough. For those who wish to bypass go karts and take the real first pluge into competitive motorsports from the comfort of your PC, MSIMAH has the list for you…

10. REAL RACING 3

Real Racing 3 (RR3 for those in the know) is the top dog of mobile sim racing. Boasting an insane number of cars, engaging career mode, and truly world class multiplayer, RR3 is the go-to for those who want to break into the sim racing scene. A well developed handling model crowned by oversteer physics better than the likes of project cars 2, if you want to get your first taste of sim racing, grab your phone or tablet, and download RR3 from your App Store! Plus the graphics look great on my iPhone 5c.

– you can tilt your phone like a racing wheel
– oversteer mechanics better than Project Cars 2
– pretty good livery maker
– lotta cars, lotta race cars
– graphics look good on my iPhone 5c

9. NASCAR HEAT 5

The pinnacle of virtual stock car racing, live out the American phantasy of reaching the zenith that is the NASCAR Cup Series. This game exemplifies life in NASCAR, from the countless hours moving bits 1000th of an inch at Aerodyn for a gain that *might* be within repeatability to wondering why NASA doesn’t use Bolt 6 for quality control on Orion, this simulator will give you the same level of depression without the sense of accomplishment and engaging team banter.

8. DAYTONA USA

The precursor to the acclaimed NASCAR Heat series, Daytona USA is best known for its extremely accurate track scans. Since the devs poured so much time and effort into the tracks, modern day NASCAR Cup drivers still use Daytona USA today for training at such renown tracks as Three Seven Speedway, Dinosaur Canyon and Seaside Street Galaxy.

7. City Car Driving

This Russian-based experience offers a multitude of accurately modeled Russian cars and locations. By far, the best aspect of City Car Driving (CCD for those in the know) is the “Russian mode”. This mode creates an environment with exceedingly aggressive AI and blurs the screen as if the driver was drunk. This, combined with a racing wheel and a VR headset creates the most realistic simulation of being a driver in Russia available on the market.

6. GARFIELD KART – FURIEST RACING

The sequel to Garfield Kart, this takes the general idea of the original (#2 on the list) and incorporates more lasagna. Personally, I don’t have a problem giving Garfield all the lasagna, but the problem arrises when that lasagna is given to the other secondary characters like Odi and Jon. Everything else about the sequel is exactly the same as the one before, but 3% worse due to the sequel performance tax. However, a piece of racing history is included, as Garfields go-kart wears the famous Gulf livery!

5. AMERICAN TRUCK SIM

American Truck Simulator? MAD he must be! Sad, yes, mad, no.

Aside from having Simulator IN the title, American Truck Simulator allows you to put on those rose tinted glasses and live every boomer’s 70’s fantasy to forget ‘nam, the rising price of gas, and this new fangled ‘civil rights’ thing and live free and lawless as a noble trucker, sailing the blackened asphalt arteries of this great nation.

4. LEGO RACERS SERIES

Ever wondered what Heaven looks like? Probably something like LEGO Racers 1 and 2, both have their own quirks and features!

LEGO Racers 1:
The original, OG, start of it all. LEGO Racers 1 was designed in C– by the originator, Mr. Legolas Ferdinand. The creator of LEGO engineering stepped out of his comfort zone with this game. It featured a vehicle designer that uses virtual lego bricks to build a racing vehicle. This creates a set of parameters for the car, just as it would in real life, forming a perfect simulation. The physics engine was incredibly ahead of its time.
LEGO Racers 2:
The sequel turned the circuit-based LEGO Racers 1 into the first open-world racing game. Years later, Forza Horizon copied this idea. LEGO Racers 2 is an incredible simulation of what life is like as a LEGO Minifig on LEGO Island, driving around different worlds racing different people. It’s also incredibly beautiful, boasting beautiful blocky landscapes in each separate world.

3. TRAINZ 2010

At first sight, you might not assume much from Trainz 2010 (deluxe edition). Rest easy, weary traveler, for an explanation is assured. No, this is not a joke about drag racing locomotives or performing time trials in unladen EuroSprinters, for Trainz 2010 has nifty little secret. You can drive a bus! And boy oh boy does it drive like it’s on rails!

2. GARFIELD KART

The 9th unlockable character in Garfield Kart is a hard one to get. The first thing you’ll need to do to unlock them is get 1st, 2nd, or 3rd place the Lasagna, Pizza, and Burger cups on all speeds (50cc, 100cc, and 150cc). This will unlock the Ice Cream cup in all cc modes, which is our one way ticket to Nude Garfield Paradise.

Now you must place first in every cup in the game, including Ice Cream Cup, in every cc. After doing this, you will now see three stars on your title screen next to the Garfield Kart logo. From here, obtain platinum medals on every course in time trial. This will unlock you a fourth star for your menu and also earn you some money.

Don’t waste any of that cash you’ve just earned, because now you must use it to purchase every item in the shop, including one of every booster. This will nab you the fifth and final star.

Now go to the kitchen and prepare a hot lasagna. BE SURE TO USE GROUND CHORIZO, NOT GROUND BEEF, GARFIELD HATES GROUND BEEF!!!!!

Set the hot pan of uncut lasagna down in front of your monitor. Pray to Garfield. Now hold L and R and select Garfield as you start a new single race or grand prix. You will be greeted with Nude Garfield in all of his glory. His stats are completely maxed out and his massive shlong will be whipping about.

Honerable Mention – FORZA

1. ASSFAULT 8 AIRBORNE

minecomf was not the worst book, it had good points. minecomf? more like mine comfortable. Minecomf? more like minecraft sex scene. minecraft sex mod? mmmm. mmmm? more like “youtube boob videos REAL”. REAL??!? why the only thing more real is Assfault 8’s steering model. Still better than PC2. Hence why its still a “project” you see? Sicko burn *dimma dabed*. Starbux? More like free robux if you enter your moms CC. uwu.

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I’VE RACED EEEGOR B4, WOOD NOUGHT REKOMMEND, ASC HURTGHS.

Hey siri why is my pee red?

RIGHT YA WEE CUNT, YUOS GOTTA SHTART DRINKIN WOTA

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Mein Kampf got a 3.18 stars review on Goodreads.

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Mein Kampf is a 1925 autobiographical manifesto by Nazi Party leader Adolf Hitler. The work describes the process by which Hitler became antisemitic and outlines his political ideology and future plans for Germany. Volume 1 of Mein Kampf was published in 1925 and Volume 2 in 1926. Wikipedia

AND scene ~_~

And hence, due to the variety of cars, well thought out progression system, and amazing vehicle dynamics (i swear, Optimus lap should learn how REAL cars handle), Asphalt 8 Airborne is THE racing sim.

Ashfault racing sim is so good, my wife left me because of it.

Shoulda taken her to da rainforest cafe.

SHE WAS LIKE THE RAIN FOREST CAFE, WITH THE YELLING AND SCREAMING AT ME EVERY 20 MINUTES AS IM TRYING TO EAT ME MAC AND CHEESE.

BRUV YOU GOT TEH MAC N CHEESE? YOU BLOODY INSULIN! SHE WOULD ‘AVE STAYED HAD YOUS ORDARD THE MOJO BONES XTRA DIPPIN’ SAUCE AND THE OZZIE’S OMELETTE WITH A SIDE OF SAFARI FRIES, APPATIEZR OF DE AWESOME APPETIZER ADVENTURE, AND TWO COKES PLS!

SO ANYWAY, JESSALIN, IM SORRY. YOU KNOW HOW I GET AND I WANT IT TO WORK FOR THE KIDS. THUMBS UP EMOJI SIMILEY FACE EMOJI HEART EMOJI

ACTUALLY CAN I PLS GET THE RASTA PASTA, BUT LEAVE THE CHIKIN RAW PLS YOU CAN GET RID OF THE OMLELETE BUT PLS KEEP THE SAFARI FRIES THAN KS

Rodney Copperbottom (member since 2009)

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– 1965 Chevve Chevelle
– 2019 Subaru Forester XTS (WIFES CAR!!!)

– 2004 corvette in white built on a tuesday with a red interior 1 of 2748 in the world! fast and furious edition
“LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO DRIVE BORING CARS” – BIG WELD

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catthrottle???

PHILL HAS BEEN MURDERED BY HIS WIFE (CAUGHT ON CAM)

THE JEWS:(

-Andrew, Aaron and Justin (2 are jews so it’s ok)