10. FACE CAR

This a car with a man’s face on it, as a classic Old Spice marketing trick. The best part about this livery is that it looks like the man is eating the sparks. That is some pretty funny situational humor.

9. 80’S NOSTALGIA CAR

Typical pandering to the only generation who watches nascar, 40 year old white single dads. There was an attempt at humor with the gnarly text on the rear quarter panel, but at this point all it does it make old men go “I REMEMBER THAT WORD”.

8. PLAID CAR

The first of many attempts Busch did to be quirky and funny, they decided that plaid would be a cutsie millennial twist on steel panels. It’s not cute, it’s not funny and it’s absolutely not quirky. It’s just a bunch of men in suits around a long table deciding they think it’s what the kids will want.

7. FLEX TAPE CAR

There’s one thing Flex Tape © won’t fix, and it’s not a wrecked xfinity backmarker. It’s your marriage, Phil. Tying up your wife in the closet with Flex Tape © and smothering her with Flex Seal © is NOT funny, which is why the Flex Tape © car is number 7 on our list.

6. SARGENTO CHEESE CAR

Cheese is good and cheese is funny. So why exactly is this car on the unfunny list? Because there’s NOT ENOUGH CHEESE. 60% of the car has cheese on it, but then there are giant black strips coving all the funny bits of cheese. It’s either all or nothing, and they went with nothing.

5. JD-MOTORSPORTS VENMO HOOD

This isn’t funny because it’s just sad. We all know Xfinity teams are poor, but this is another level. We are very, very sorry for you, JD-Motorsports. A broke racing team isn’t ever funny.

5. DOGE COIN CAR

Fuck you, dogecoin. You made me take out a second mortgage on my house to make it go to the moon, and all you did was sink to the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Ruining people’s lives isn’t funny, and neither is a forced, lame meme made to sell cryptocurrency.

4. SPANGEBOB CARS

Spongebob is iconic, but what the fuck do they have to do with racing? And why is Larry the Lobster there? Where is Mr. Krabs? So many questions, which is no laughing matter. It’s not funny how spangebob feels the need to inject 4 separate cars into a single race to boost ratings.

3. PONY RAINBOW CAR

This is such an annoying, basic bitch “look how cute and fun I am!” scheme. Who cares about rainbows and who cares about horses, all it does it make me realize how nice everything outside of the damp basement that I call my mancave is. I could be seeing rainbows and horses, but instead I’m stuck here watching a lame picture of them go around a racetrack.

2. MILLENIAL CAR

Another Busch car, this is particularly bad. This is the definition of try hard, the king of cringe. It just hurts to look at, in the pepto bismol half-assed excuse to call a paint scheme.

1. BLACK LIVES MATTER CAR

You know what’s not funny? The constant oppression of the African American people in the US. This car preaches an important message to every single human in the human race, which is NO laughing matter.