Merry Christmas happy new years Valentines Day happy birthday to me Happy 200th article special, you buncha consumers.

Its Christmas New Years someone’sBirthday Valentine’s Day March 6th out there. And while scouring the wastelands of what once was a half completed article idea, we now bring you the best gifts for that special petrolhead in your life (or maybe that someone is you. We won’t judge too harshly, you insulated narcissist).

Always on time and never skipping a beat, take gander at our gifts of automotive gratitude:

10. Sparco™️ / Martini Racing Bomber Jacket (€180)

Get that petrol head something that really SHOUTS “I love racing!”. These nifty but pricy Martini Bomber jackets are the perfect gift for that little racer in your life. They’re surprisingly comfortable and good against wind! (Help, I can’t wear this in public).

9. Picchio DP2 (~$350,000)

Oh Picchio, we still remember you! And so will your friend, when they step into their 500-odd horse power BMW v8 powered Italian Daytona prototype. Yes, from the dark ages of American endurance racing, this Italian stallion is sure to make you the talk of the track! Price? Don’t worry about it.

8. 1019 Real Racing 3 Gold ($99.99)

For that sim racer in all of us, gold is the only true way to bend your back to daddy EA. Your friend NEEDS to get this last upgrades on that BMW M3 GT2 ALMS car or else 100% completion will never happen! Who are you to deny that?

7. City Car Vehicle Speed Champion Racer Building Blocks Brick Racing Super Technique Car Moc Creative Garage Set Educational Toys ($6.73)

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6. Fuckable Traffic Cone (priceless, though usually between $12-$30)

Pretty self explanatory. Next?

5. Aston Martin Valhalla Build Slot ($800,000)

What better way to show your undying love and appreciation for whoever it is you’re buying crap for than to give them a build slot for Aston Martin’s latest hypercar. Sure, you might go into indentured servitude just to attain one, but hey, anything for the homies. Pick one up at target.

4. Unrecalled Harbor Freight Jackstands ($27.58)

Most petrol heads work on their cars. Therefore, they always need jackstands to hold up their next great purchase for an indefinite amount of time. And hey look, these harbor freight ones are cheap! Buy 50 of them.

3. “Classic” Sim Rig and NASCAR Heat 5 ($100+$19.99)

Want to go back to a simpler time, staying up until 4AM crashing info your friends on Daytona’s front straight at 200MPH? You might be the perfect candidate to try classic sim racing, use a really shitty wheel and grab your Microsoft headset to scream obscenities deep into the night.

2. Saturn Merchandise ($Priceless)

What’s cooler than repping your favorite brand? Repping a dead brand with little-to-no legacy left behind. Be one of the two other Saturn enthusiasts and help support the small Saturn merchandise creators!

Honorable Mention: Subaru Pickle Ball Set ($53.25)

Could be worse…

1. A Gun (free if you can find one)

Seeing as most you readers are from the land of the free, how about buying a gun? I think it solves many problems, and opens just as many opportunities! That prick in a Nissan Murano will think twice about cutting you off on i4! (MSIMA does not condone improper display of a concealed carry). So go out there and manifest your destiny! (We at MSIMA do not take responsibilities what whatever this brings)

Really, thank you all for reading 200 goddamn articles, it’s incredible the amount of written shit that we come up with and you have read. Thank you, and here’s to another 200 more. Stay mishifty, assholes.