Ah, Daytona Beach. Land of the sun, fun and an overwhelming amount of incredible car events to keep you and your silly little brain working. If you’re a broke college dropout with a beat up hawkeye or a gym bro with a truck that should be rated for Monster Jam, Daytona Beach has something for everyone, no matter how infantile or decrepit you are.
10. Jeep Beach

Ah yes, the most tolerable of the automotive off-road community: jeep owners! Picture this: tough, muddy trails with lots of rock crawling and difficult lines to conquer, culminating with an amazing view of the mountains. Now, picture the complete opposite of what I just described, and you have Daytona Jeep Beach. A bunch of barely-modified mall crawlers idle around the perfectly flat sands of Daytona while companies that up-charge for trinkets no-one wants. A great way to gain new clients if you are a divorce attourney, every other owner of these Heeps probably needs one.

9. Speedweeks

DAYTONA SPEEDWEEK IS THE FASTEST WEEK IN ALL THE USA, WITH THE WORLDS FASTEST MOST AMERICAN VEHICLES TRAVELING AT THE MOST AMERICAN SPEED: AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. GET READY TO BE STUCK IN 4 HOURS OF TRAFFIC LEAVING I95 BEHIND 8 RVS WHILE THEY DUMP THEIR SHIT ON THE SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY. DONT TALK TO THE TICKET SCALPERS, THEY JUST WANT DRUG MONEY.

8. Subiefest Florida

Rumor has it that upon the start of this event the surrounding air becomes at least 1% nicotine by volume, on the plus side at least nobody heard about the event. What, the VB WRX was unveiled here? Oh, no, just the WRX Ts. That makes more sense. Much more sense then the 19 year olds driving a base CVT WRX with an STI wing and rep wheels.

7. IMSA Rolex 24 Hours of Daytona + The Roar

Ah yes, the only time motel prices in Daytona climb past 69 bucks a night. All the homeless are corralled into a barge in the middle of the inter-coastal for a single night so all the rich folks don’t need to bear witness to the “undesirables”. Hey, at least the racing is good!
6. Bike Week

KEEP THE SIDE CHICKS ON THE SIDE ROADS IF YOU DONT WANT EM ON FACEBOOK HOSS1!!1 WE ARENT TAKING DOWN ANY PHOTOS OF THE HAWWWGS.

5. Biketoberfest

YOU HEARD ABOUT GRASS CLIBBINS LAYING DOWN SOME HOGS NOW THROW SOME BREWSKIS IN THE OLD BOYS!! COUCH PILOT DOWN HOSS, GONNA HAVE TO PUT EM DOWN WITH THE 1911 CAUSE WE DONT CALL 911 HERE.

4. Truck Week

“Goddamn Trevor, your F150 looks soooooo sweet with those chrome spinnas!”

“I’M STUCK JIMMY HELP ME”

Locals report hearing loss for short periods of time particularly during truck week. The cause is still be investigated.
3. Slammedenough Daytona Beach

Stance: the act of turning a once decent vehihcle into a paperweight that instantly loses all of its value and struggles to move forwards on a straight road.

2. Florida Focus Daytona Beach Meat

Hey this isn’t a joke, I like this one. Why are you guys laughing at me?
Honorable mention: HSR Classic 24 Hours of Daytona

Seriously, one of the best events known to mankind in America. The Goodwood member’s meeting of Florida, the Historic Lemans for Yankees. Yes, the Class 24 hours of Daytona is truly 24 hours of the world’s most incredible racing vehicles all pushing it to 100 percent. The only event that can top it is…

1. Turkey Run

Turkey Rod Run takes all the most famous parts of Daytona and combines it into one massive event. Loud vehicles? Got plenty of them. Old men with long beards? In spades. Crusin’ down international drive? All day, every day baby. It’s the perfect time for boomerizing and changing from the metal state of a 25 year old to a 65 year old.