Category: Car Culture
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Bulk Disposal Accidentally Takes Project MGB
Dave Verolla, 23, was shocked today to see that MGB he was restoring had suddenly disappeared from his lawn. Confused, because not only did the car not run for more than 30 seconds, but also it looks like such a nut job, he’d wonder why anyone would bother stealing it in the first place. “I…
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Tales from the Inbox: Needed Advice
From one Matthew G. Wilbur of Alliance, Nebraska. He asks, nay, he pleads for automotive advice. We’ll try our best sir: Dear MSIMA staff, I’m writing to from Alliance Nebraska with question. There is only a single car dealership in town (Wolf Ford) and I really don’t want to buy a new Ford. I am…
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Which Glass Hauling Add-Ons Are For You?
Glass racks are the handyman’s best friend, a dog that’ll never leave your side. The right glass rack can make or break the handyman’s career, providing safety and ease-of-use to whomever has the pleasure to handle glass. Today, us at Mis-Shift into my ass will go over the glass rack alternatives, what brands to look…
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Tales from the Inbox: Hypercar Hijinks
We received this email from one Maxwell Chetterston, who expressed grave concern about our validity as “professional automotive journalists”. Lmao alright dude: Dear so called Assholes, I have read through the sorry excuse for a humorous website, and I have many grievances with the affront to my eyes that I’ve had to behold. However, chiefly…
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Tales from the Inbox: Fan Mail From Clark Wellington
The following email was received at MSIMA headquarters from Mr. Clark G. Wellington, who was kind enough to share his unique automotive experience and propose an enticing offer. This message is unedited. From: cgwells@hotmail.com ALEXA START RECORDING. ALEXA RECORD MESSAGE START RECORDING. NO DEAR I’M TALKING TO THE COMPUTER. YES. YES I’LL GET IT LATER…
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Chrysler Pentastar V6 Unearthed in Archeological Dig
Off the coast of the Nile River, archeologists have made a remarkable discovery. An untouched tomb belonging to a yet un-named ancient Egyptian prince was discovered last week while surveying the land for a new irrigation installation. Countless artifacts from the early years of the ancient Egyptian empire have been carefully excavated, as well as…
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2003 Subaru Forester – Another One Fights The Rust
Woe, Mister Dan! All this talk, this chatter from ye, proclaimed professeur of shitboxery. Thou drive many a machine but what of thy own? Doth thou drive? Doth thou even hoon? Yes I do, dear reader, and this is what I do it with. After nearly 1.5 years of ownership, it is time to review…
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Local Florida Kid Gets Work Done at GExhuast
Ryan, 19, was spotted by his friends on Instagram today at famed south Florida exhaust specialists, GExhuast. “Bro told us he had big plans, but naaah bro, fr you cappin”, one fine young lad told us. Ryan’s Hyundai Genesis GT R Spec has been a work in progress since 2022, when he traded in his…
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How Many Hotwheels can fit in the Human Rectum?
Rectum? HARDLY KNEW EM!! Its simple really. How many hotwheels cars will fit within the average human rectum? Bored mathematicians and concerned doctors the world over have been asking this question since man was first aware he had a rectum. We at MSIMA have been made aware of this unsolved conundrum, and given our name…
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Cammers – The Future of Muscle Was Too Good For Us
Cammer? Isn’t that one of those ladies that take internet videos of their feet? Well…yes I suppose so, but that’s beside the point. Take your meds. We have spoken before on forgotten engines from American history, even if sometimes they are Japanese. But this remains one of my favorite topics to info dump – lecture…