Category: Car News?
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McLaren to Begin Recycling 12c and 650s
With a back long of unwanted early McLarens (mainly the 12c and 650s) that just can be sold, dealers have been asking McLaren for a solution. Many of these cars were either traded in for newer models, or lemon lawed due to fires or other mechanical “oopsies” (the proper McLaren terminology). Their solution: Ship all…
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Scientist Discovers Hidden Link Between Cybertruck and Porsche GT3
Hello, dear comsumers and assholes worldwide. This is a special report based on new information (mystery images) kept under high security (on a USB drive) brought to us by covert sources (the office mailbox). Included was the media you see below, and a bourbon-scented wrinkled index card which read the following: “Dear sirs. I write…
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Review Update – The Fall of The Donkey Van
Here we see Mr. Stockholm Swedishdiesel tending to the topic at hand. It makes a fella proud to see a CEO working on his own fleet in this economy. I suppose this is the inaugural MSIMA review update, the first of it’s kind because so many of the vehicles we cover are single-chapter experiences. But…
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Record Number of Jeeps Swept Out To Sea During Daytona Jeep Beach 2024
Ah Jeep Beach. A time for jeeple of all walks of life to congregate at Florida’s hog crankin’, oval racing, meth taking crack hole on the coast: Daytona Beach. Every end of April, the great migration of around 25,000 Jeeps occurs, and for a weekend, this is Jeep city. Parties, music, vendors, auctions, and of…
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2003 Subaru Forester – Another One Fights The Rust
Woe, Mister Dan! All this talk, this chatter from ye, proclaimed professeur of shitboxery. Thou drive many a machine but what of thy own? Doth thou drive? Doth thou even hoon? Yes I do, dear reader, and this is what I do it with. After nearly 1.5 years of ownership, it is time to review…
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2025 Toyota Sequoia Brings back the Quintuple Sunglass holder
Welcome one, welcome all. You’re here to hear a story long and tall. Yes, this story is about the legendary 2002-2004 Toyota Sequoia quintuple sunglasses holder. Honestly, who needs anything less? The great news coming from the grapevine is our lord and savior Toyota is bringing back an unholy creation from the early 2000’s. As…
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2017 Ford Taurus Sues for Being Born
Breaking news coming from the court room, the automotive world has been shocked by the surprising decision of one particular 2017 Ford Taurus. Somehow, this specific forgettable Taurus is suing the Ford Motor Company just for being born. The affidavit states it “hates its existence” and liked the experience to “being born disabled”. The suit claims negligence, emotional…
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McLaren to Start Apocalypse on the 27th of February
Recently McLaren Automotive has posted on LinkedIn the above teaser showing a random sheet of metal with some color and a date/time. To most, this may indicate a new car or product from McLaren. We don’t blame you for thinking this, we just know more than you. This is because according to a top secret…
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F1 looks to add more authoritarian Regimes to Calander
After the mess that was the Las Vegas GP, F1 has been looking at easier countries to bribe host street circuits at. This comes at the dismally of both Formula 1 and the casino owners who backed the event at the government’s unwillingness to help them out. The United States was unwilling to deploy the…
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The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Has Gone Missing!!!
After reports about the Slim Jim Z going missing, it seems someone else has taken the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile. (12/18/2023 08:25 AM) Reports are showing that while traveling between Missouri and Illinois for it’s winter tour, someone has stolen the rather famous RV. No one knows who the suspects are or could be, however…