Category: Motorsports
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Devel Sixteen Announces Entree for 2025 WEC Season
The UAE based manufacture has finally finished contemplating their own relevancy and has made a special announcement today at le sarthe ahead of this years 24 Hours of Le Mans. The hyper car marque is planning to enter their “production ready” hypercar, the Devel Sixteen, into the top prototype class as an LMH car. Little…
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A Man with no Sense of Direction and a Man who can’t Give Directions Team Up for Rally America Season
Coming to the last Rally America season, a disabled entry from the United Paralympian’s of America have been testing rigorously in the parking lots of warehouse complex’s. Using an older Ford Fiesta (half for it’s high quality Ford SYNC headunit, and other half because of the lack of federal funding), this disabled team consists of…
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Porsche Releases 911 Rolex 24 Rennsport Chronos 1:35 Special Edition
To commemorate their recent victory at Daytona, Porsche has announced a new special edition package for the 911: the Rolex 24 Rennsport Chronos 1:35 Edition. Each car will be painted to match the Daytona 24 hour winning Porsche 963’s iconic red/white/back livery, meanwhile the interior has a large Rolex designed clock, similar to the one…
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Honda Announces NASCAR Entree
Ahead of the Daytona 500, Honda Racing Corporation, or HRC for short, has announced plans enter the current Accord and Civic into NASCAR. “During the rebranding from HPD to HRC, we uncovered old plans scribbled by an Indy car intern for a NASCAR body using the Honda accord”, said our contact at HRC. “And one…
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Chip Ganassi Drives a Semi Though the Humane Society
From your local discontunued mineshaft, The Skinwalker presents: Against the recommendations of his lawyers, Chip Ganassi actually doubled down on his recent action at the Rolex 24, reversing onto and killing a driver’s dog. In order to drive his point home, Mr. Ganassi has decided to take a team semi truck and drive full speed into…
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Our First Serious Article – lmao XD rofl (rawr) (I felt emotions)
(This might be a bit pretentious lmao) You’re a little shit in middle school, and congrats you’re now into cars. McLaren this and Porsche that, and suddenly you’ve been persuaded that those 4 wheeled hunks of metal are the coolest things on the planet. And lucky for you, your dad is nuts, takes you on…
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Ford Releases 2024 Mustang Nascar homologation
After revealing their updated nextgen NASCAR (now clothed in the new dark horse body), Ford also made a special announcement. Ford is releasing a limited run “homologation” package for the 2024 mustang dark wing. Owners can expect a bump in power, new BBS wheels, and a unique Red-White-&-Blue interior. More interestingly, Homologation package will also…
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Petit Lemans Gets Renamed to Grande Lemans
BREAKING NEWS:For the 2024 IMSA season, Petit Le Mans will be renamed to “Grande Le Mans” after a wholesale renovation of Road Atlanta. Outrage from upper management once they learned that “petit” was French for “tiny” lead to sweeping changes to the event. From an increased grid size to a complete renovation and redesign of…
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IMSA asks Peacock to Adjust Ad to Racing Footage Ratio
After being overwhelmed with complaints through the 2023 season, the lads over at IMSA have finally reached out to streaming partner Peacock to renegotiate their contract. Specifically, the clause that dictates the percentage of the stream dedicated to advertisement space. “After being bombarded with complaints, we decided to have a look ourselves.” Head of IMSA…
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F1 Keeps barely-paid Bangladeshi Migrant Workers on stand by over Looming Hospitality Strike Ahead of Las Vegas Gran Prix
“As they say, The show must go on!”, said an F1 board member, “Especially when that show involves casinos selling “exclusive F1 experiences” for 7 digit sums and a completely sold out suite of general ticket and luxury booth holders”. Yes, not only has the Las Vegas Gran Prix sold out of general admission tickets…