Category: Typical Transportation Tribulations
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2006 Mercedes SL600 – Runs Like Twelve Distinguished Bats and 600mg of Vicodin up its Ass
Whaddup you featherless bipeds. It’s 2006 my mo-fos, got two more years to live it up in ecstasy until the economy crashes, so jump in to this 5.5 L twin turbo V12 nut job, and let’s try to keep it pointed straight. How they hell did y’all find this? Oh silly disembodied voice of the…
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Review Update – The Fall of The Donkey Van
Here we see Mr. Stockholm Swedishdiesel tending to the topic at hand. It makes a fella proud to see a CEO working on his own fleet in this economy. I suppose this is the inaugural MSIMA review update, the first of it’s kind because so many of the vehicles we cover are single-chapter experiences. But…
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2018 BMW M2 – WE IN DA M CAR NOW!
Remember Mini Cooper S kid? Who before that was Hyundai Genesis Coupe kid? Well, look who finally got their automotive shit together. Behold, ladies and gents, consumers of content, and loyal MSIMA reader: what Lockheed Martin does to a motherfucker! I’ve driven a non-competition M2 before. It was similar to this one, except it had…
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1987 Ford Mustang – One Man’s Personal Afghanistan
There is often an element of tragedy in comedy. And this car is pretty fucking hilarious. A review drive like any other this was not. We met up with the owner between a lab and a maintenance building at university, with a major problem at hand: the car had no coolant. Now, how many engineering…
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2013 Range Rover Supercharged (L405) – Whoops! Off my Meds Again!
What the hell I thought these are supposed to be off roaders? So why then can accelerate like a Porsche? But it also has several terrain modes? And it’s actually nice and cushy in here? With adjustable ride height? What is this thing? WHAT ARE YOU!? WHY JLR, WHY!? Ok so how about a smidge…
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2003 Mini Cooper S – Supercharge All The Things
OHHH BABY, ITS NUGGET TIME! My favorite time. “Long time MSIMA” consumers of content might recognize that white Hyundai Genesis from an earlier review. If not, go be a good consumer and read it. The more views we get, the more power we obtain, and I need at least 20,000 power to get into the…
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2003 Subaru Forester – Another One Fights The Rust
Woe, Mister Dan! All this talk, this chatter from ye, proclaimed professeur of shitboxery. Thou drive many a machine but what of thy own? Doth thou drive? Doth thou even hoon? Yes I do, dear reader, and this is what I do it with. After nearly 1.5 years of ownership, it is time to review…
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2024 Volvo S60 – What is the Meaning of Free Will Anyway?
Another night like many others with our local group of idiots. One more rental, one more night of pushing the limits of what a commuter car was designed for. Welcome, mis-shifted consumer of content, to a night “with da boyz” : a 2024 Volvo S60. We start off with just why this car is being…
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2013 Nissan Versa – The Vile and the Hateful
From the hall of a local abandoned hydroelectric plant, The Skinwalker presents This is without a doubt the worst vehicle I have driven with no redeeming part of the experience. These cars should not exist but here we are. Ahhhh Nissan, a company once loved and now loathed, I have a soft spot for Nissan solely because the…
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1994 C4 Corvette Hardtop – Have I Seen the Light?
Ah the c4 corvette. What a car, what a contraption. You know, the C4 corvette was one of the first reviews I wrote back in 2023. It was fever induced, rage filled tirade about just how shit my friend’s C4, and this car in general, can be. And from that, I might’ve to have slightly…