Tag: Cavalier
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Chevy Cavalier – The Amassing
We have heard rumblings from short tracks across the country. Herds of these sorry plastic excuses migrating from the backwoods of the American south to convine at local oval tracks. At exactly 3 am, those who’ve survived the drive find their way on track. Their inline fours buzzing way into the night. Hours drag on,…
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Chevy Cavalier – The Worshipers
After writing about the mysterious sightings of Chevy Cavaliers in the backwoods of North America, we have started received several concerning letters written on GM seat cloth from those who have begun to worship these ghostly sightings. Naturally, when confronted by incoherent ramblings of a delusional cult, we at MSIMA reached out for more information.…
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Chevy Cavalier – I’m being followed
Dear MSIMA reader, after lurking on the Cavalier Forums, we’ve managed to decipher a set of coordinates hidden between the words on a thread about which oil is best oil. We flew out to Bryson City, North Carolina, where hidden between stones under the bridge on Everett St. was a journal stashed away, belonging to…
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Chevy Cavalier – The Mysterious Sightings
All over the US, multiple 3rd generation Chevrolet Cavaliers have been spotted deep within the woods, specifically around the Appalachian Mountain area. What does this mean, where are they coming from, and what do they have planned? This is what I will break down in a 3 part deep-dive into the mysterious sightings of the…