Tag: Cybertruck
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Scientist Discovers Hidden Link Between Cybertruck and Porsche GT3
Hello, dear comsumers and assholes worldwide. This is a special report based on new information (mystery images) kept under high security (on a USB drive) brought to us by covert sources (the office mailbox). Included was the media you see below, and a bourbon-scented wrinkled index card which read the following: “Dear sirs. I write…
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Police Departments ask Tesla to Install Radar Retroreflectors on the Cybertruck to Combat its Stealthy Shape
From the homeless tent of your local NonCredible™ Mechanophile Multiple police departments have filed complaints against Tesla stating that their radar guns cannot effectively determine the speed of the vehicle, sources say. When Tesla unveiled their Cybertruck, many people were confused at its unconventional shape. While officially its planar design is due to the choice…