Tag: Ford
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Tales from the Inbox: Needed Advice
From one Matthew G. Wilbur of Alliance, Nebraska. He asks, nay, he pleads for automotive advice. We’ll try our best sir: Dear MSIMA staff, I’m writing to from Alliance Nebraska with question. There is only a single car dealership in town (Wolf Ford) and I really don’t want to buy a new Ford. I am…
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1987 Ford Mustang – One Man’s Personal Afghanistan
There is often an element of tragedy in comedy. And this car is pretty fucking hilarious. A review drive like any other this was not. We met up with the owner between a lab and a maintenance building at university, with a major problem at hand: the car had no coolant. Now, how many engineering…
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2017 Ford Taurus Sues for Being Born
Breaking news coming from the court room, the automotive world has been shocked by the surprising decision of one particular 2017 Ford Taurus. Somehow, this specific forgettable Taurus is suing the Ford Motor Company just for being born. The affidavit states it “hates its existence” and liked the experience to “being born disabled”. The suit claims negligence, emotional…
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2020 Ford Mustang Shelby GT350 – Crank so Flat, Head so Flat
Yea yea friends in high places or whatever. Blow me. Do you wanna know how it drives or not? The Ford Mustang Shelby GT350 is the reason why the zl1 1le has heater and cooled bucked seats and why the Camaro z28 fell to new ND Miata prices after three years of existing. It’s a…
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Ford Performance Seeks Group Therapy – Ford GT MK IV
The most recent Ford GT has been in production since 2016. And officially, the car should’ve been put to pasture as late as last year. But with the announcement of the MK IV, a no fucks given track car, it seems that Ford just can’t help themselves. We reached out to Ford to see if…
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2010 Ford Flex – Flexing on the Haters
I rather be ford flexing than get ford flexed on, but in truth I’d rather be euthanized. Welcome to the Flex, a refrigerator of a car that was pushed over and motorized. It looks like a fridge and drives like one too, every single movement is like pushing through sludge. Have you ever wanted to…
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Ford Releases 2024 Mustang Nascar homologation
After revealing their updated nextgen NASCAR (now clothed in the new dark horse body), Ford also made a special announcement. Ford is releasing a limited run “homologation” package for the 2024 mustang dark wing. Owners can expect a bump in power, new BBS wheels, and a unique Red-White-&-Blue interior. More interestingly, Homologation package will also…
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2008 Ford Crown Vic Police Interceptor – I AM BETTER THAN YOU
If you have a superiority complex, this is the car for you. It’s for your uncle who swears he could’ve been in the military if he didn’t get AIDs in the 70s, who carries around an “apocalypse box” in the trunk just in case! He can do that because the trunk on this goddamn thing…
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2005 Ford Focus – Weebles Wobble, but they don’t fall down
Now, those who know me know I love the Mk. 1 Focus. In fact, I own one, however this one isn’t a paperweight like mine. You’ll learn more about mine later, but for now I must leave you with this. It’s is a Mk. 1.5 Ford Focus, the facelift redo of the first generation egg…