Tag: Mercedes
-
2006 Mercedes SL600 – Runs Like Twelve Distinguished Bats and 600mg of Vicodin up its Ass
Whaddup you featherless bipeds. It’s 2006 my mo-fos, got two more years to live it up in ecstasy until the economy crashes, so jump in to this 5.5 L twin turbo V12 nut job, and let’s try to keep it pointed straight. How they hell did y’all find this? Oh silly disembodied voice of the…
-
1966/70 El Merc-ino 250S 350- Criusing in the Contraption
No, I’m not going to explain myself. It’s a 60’s Mercedes 250S. It’s also a Ute. And it’s also a holly carb’d Chevy 350 swapped boomer mobile. Please hold your questions till the end. I promise you they probably will go unanswered. Oh classic Mercedes, your build quality still makes me blush. No I’m not…
-
Mercedes Unveils the Generically Engineered Potato Behind EQ Designs
After facing criticism from the unwashed masses who believe their opinions matter in the design world, Mercedes Benz has decided to take action. Their design team finally revealed to the public the potato their department had been using as a basis for their current line of EQ electric cars. “The best work comes from nature,…
-
2012 Mercedes C63 AMG – Meine Vasektomie Bezahlen
This car has 7 clutches and an open diff. Welcome to 2010’s Mercedes engineering. It’s a wild ride from here. This generation c63 AMG to some people is the ultimate dream car. Loud, stiff, angry, and enough power to push that e92 m3 back into its corner, while still retaining the premium quality you expect…
-
Quickie – First Drive in a Koenig W126
A friend imported one. I got the chance to drive it. It needs restoration work, but here’s a a short one for y’all anyways! I’ve driven three different Mercedes w126 s-classes, not including this one (not all from the same person funny enough). The Koenig, without spoiling much because we still need content for later…
-
Mercedes F1 Shaving Drivers Before Race To Save Weight
Soon after revealing their livery, Mercedes has decided that the weight savings has not gone far enough. “We’ve run countless simulations around our virtual test track, and found that we have yet to notice a significant enough lap time delta after shedding 5 grams off from not having a full livery.”, one engineer stated. The…