Tag: moth man
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Tales from the Inbox: Needed Advice
From one Matthew G. Wilbur of Alliance, Nebraska. He asks, nay, he pleads for automotive advice. We’ll try our best sir: Dear MSIMA staff, I’m writing to from Alliance Nebraska with question. There is only a single car dealership in town (Wolf Ford) and I really don’t want to buy a new Ford. I am…
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Top 10…
After much debate and consultation with sources across the automotive world, we are honored to bring you a collected record of the top 10. The top 10 what? I hear you asking, pleading, arms aloft gazing up at our gilded royal balcony for any sort of meaningful address. Chaos runs in the streets. Buildings crumble.…
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1994 C4 Corvette Hardtop – Have I Seen the Light?
Ah the c4 corvette. What a car, what a contraption. You know, the C4 corvette was one of the first reviews I wrote back in 2023. It was fever induced, rage filled tirade about just how shit my friend’s C4, and this car in general, can be. And from that, I might’ve to have slightly…
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The “Bid Mobile” – Trust Me, I’m an “Engineer”
WTF!? NOT A CAR NOT A CAR NOT A CAR! I hear your cries, your desperate pleas to understand just what this abomination upon the mechanical I have before you today. Well, dear consumer of content, we have a real Daytona Beach special before you now. Anyways, what is… it? Glad you asked, disembodied voice…
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Catch me pulling up with yo girl in da whippopotamus
Der he is, pullin up on yo block with a slap that makes all the hoes wet within a five mile radius. Shits dripping so hard, I’m iced worse than Nome Alaska. The “whippopotamus”, the only vehicle that can go tow to tow with an Ox Cart and not be completely embarrassed. You wanna pull…
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2023 Kia Forte GT – I’m Old Now and Computers Scare Me
Hello all, I have located a usable WiFi signal while traversing a new, unexplored ring of hell. I have returned again to mis-shift into the prominent ass that is online journalism. And I appreciate all of you who bothered to show up for lecture. Recently, I found myself in another unique and foreign situation, in…
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Top 10 Most Over Rated Cars
There’re plenty of underrated and unknown cars that fly under the radar as incredible cars to drive and experience, but what about the cars that are too popular for their own good? Here are our picks for the top 10 most overrated cars! 1. Ferrari F40 The Ferrari F40 is defined by its bright, Italian…
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Top Ten Cars that I Wanna See as Race Cars
We cannot be satiated. Our lust for the batshit and idiotic will not be contained or filled. You ever have a dumb idea for a race car? Me too. Quite often actually. Apparently so have some of the MSIMA staff. Here’s what lingers in our minds, the intrusive thoughts held back by our current Finacial…
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New Toyota GR86 Spotted In Minecraft
B R E A K I N G N E W S ! ! ! The new GR86 was spotted today in the new Minecraft Snapshot 12.56.9 Famed Minecraft YouTuber and car enthusiast DanTDM (the diamond minecart) recently revealed while playing a new prerelease of the game, that the developers have partnered with Toyota have…
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Chevy Cavalier – The Amassing
We have heard rumblings from short tracks across the country. Herds of these sorry plastic excuses migrating from the backwoods of the American south to convine at local oval tracks. At exactly 3 am, those who’ve survived the drive find their way on track. Their inline fours buzzing way into the night. Hours drag on,…