Tag: racing
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Top Ten “Vehicle Weeks” at Daytona
Ah, Daytona Beach. Land of the sun, fun and an overwhelming amount of incredible car events to keep you and your silly little brain working. If you’re a broke college dropout with a beat up hawkeye or a gym bro with a truck that should be rated for Monster Jam, Daytona Beach has something for…
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A Man with no Sense of Direction and a Man who can’t Give Directions Team Up for Rally America Season
Coming to the last Rally America season, a disabled entry from the United Paralympian’s of America have been testing rigorously in the parking lots of warehouse complex’s. Using an older Ford Fiesta (half for it’s high quality Ford SYNC headunit, and other half because of the lack of federal funding), this disabled team consists of…
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Our First Serious Article – lmao XD rofl (rawr) (I felt emotions)
(This might be a bit pretentious lmao) You’re a little shit in middle school, and congrats you’re now into cars. McLaren this and Porsche that, and suddenly you’ve been persuaded that those 4 wheeled hunks of metal are the coolest things on the planet. And lucky for you, your dad is nuts, takes you on…
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IMSA asks Peacock to Adjust Ad to Racing Footage Ratio
After being overwhelmed with complaints through the 2023 season, the lads over at IMSA have finally reached out to streaming partner Peacock to renegotiate their contract. Specifically, the clause that dictates the percentage of the stream dedicated to advertisement space. “After being bombarded with complaints, we decided to have a look ourselves.” Head of IMSA…
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F1 Keeps barely-paid Bangladeshi Migrant Workers on stand by over Looming Hospitality Strike Ahead of Las Vegas Gran Prix
“As they say, The show must go on!”, said an F1 board member, “Especially when that show involves casinos selling “exclusive F1 experiences” for 7 digit sums and a completely sold out suite of general ticket and luxury booth holders”. Yes, not only has the Las Vegas Gran Prix sold out of general admission tickets…
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IMSA takes Inspiration from iRacing Week 13 for 2024 Season
After a night of drunkenly watching iRacing’s “Week 13” shenanigans, directors at IMSA have decided to take inspiration for the 2024 season. “We throughly enjoyed watching a figure 8 race comprised of Skip Barber Formula Dodges vs current F4 cars, and figured we could generate the same type of enthusiasm”, says IMSA head John Doonan.…
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Top Ten Cars that I Wanna See as Race Cars
We cannot be satiated. Our lust for the batshit and idiotic will not be contained or filled. You ever have a dumb idea for a race car? Me too. Quite often actually. Apparently so have some of the MSIMA staff. Here’s what lingers in our minds, the intrusive thoughts held back by our current Finacial…
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IMSA asks manufactures to please change the shirts they give to people each year
In a move to attract more fans to track side displays, IMSA asks manufacturers to change the shirts they give out during races. “The manufacturers who set up displays at our races, namely Ford, Chevy, Cadillac, BMW, Honda/Acura, Lexus, Lamborghini, Toyota, and Hyundai, have all been reporting a decrease in viewership numbers”, says IMSA head…
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Smith’s Take: Bitchin’ about Racin’
Long gone are the days of the homologation special, turbo monsters, and a questionable understanding of safety. In its place, we have an era of BOP, parity, and really good racing. However, it’s also led to some very questionable and confusing choices from many manufacturers and governing bodies. And today, I’m going to put together…
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2022 Porsche Turbo S Suffers Suspension Failure During Track-day Due To Weight Of Driver’s Ego
“We only factored in about a 50% increase in ego inflation, it seems this wasn’t enough”