Tag: Tesla
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Scientist Discovers Hidden Link Between Cybertruck and Porsche GT3
Hello, dear comsumers and assholes worldwide. This is a special report based on new information (mystery images) kept under high security (on a USB drive) brought to us by covert sources (the office mailbox). Included was the media you see below, and a bourbon-scented wrinkled index card which read the following: “Dear sirs. I write…
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2022 Tesla Model Y – Temporary Glamour
Share this post with your friends to mis-shift into their asses too! It came from the airport – as did Covid, tourists, criminally priced drinking water, and all other good things in the 2020s thus far. This Model Why (as it shall henceforth be known) appeared in my life unexpectedly, and disappeared with relieving haste,…
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Police Departments ask Tesla to Install Radar Retroreflectors on the Cybertruck to Combat its Stealthy Shape
From the homeless tent of your local NonCredible™ Mechanophile Multiple police departments have filed complaints against Tesla stating that their radar guns cannot effectively determine the speed of the vehicle, sources say. When Tesla unveiled their Cybertruck, many people were confused at its unconventional shape. While officially its planar design is due to the choice…
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US Power Grid to Adopt Tesla NACS Port
The newest adopter for the Tesla designed NACS charging port was announced this week, as the US Government plans to switch from the Type-B Electrical Socket. The department of energy (DOE) had its engineers look into the possibility of using the NACS standard designed by Tesla to charge their EV’s for the past decade, as…
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Is My EV Smart Charger Smarter Than Me?
As electric vehicles grow in popularity, the requirement to fill them with electric energy fills too. As the endless marching forward of progress advances, EV smart chargers continue to get closer and closer to gaining conscientiousness. Recently, there have been a few different prototypes from manufactures that indicate a growing sentience in charging stations, and…